Inspired by NBA’s Amnesty Clause, New York Yankees Petition MLB to Create Euthanasia Clause

“If Baron Davis can have his contract removed from the salary cap number, I don’t see why we can’t load up Mark Teixeira with thoroughbred levels of pancuronium bromide,” said a team spokesman in the New York Yankees’ report to Major League Baseball.

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