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No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982April 26, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
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Politics An Imagined Transcription of Donald Trump’s 2028 State of The Union That Will Seem Like Satire but Then Will Probably Come True Oh God Everything is Fire What is Going OnBy Andrew GenserFebruary 15, 2025 INT. UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING — EVENING 81-year old Donald Trump stands at a podium, radiating arrogance and dementia. TRUMP: Hello America,…
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