WASHINGTON—A new study conducted by maternal guardians nationwide suggests that the chips would stay fresh longer if you’d just fold…
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Despite us humans being excited at the prospect of going outside or feeling sane for the first time in months,…
SISIMIUT—An expatriate assigned by NASA to track Arctic shelf thinning has announced plans to bump into his third-grade love interest…
SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PHONE SIGNAL – Local rest stop mechanic (and seemingly only person to exist for a hundred miles) Gus…
CHICAGO – An area man realized this morning that he never actually wrote down those resolutions he was planning to…
NEW YORK – We’ve gotten word that the infamous Bobby “The Girder” Sanders has come out of retirement, breaking his…
CAMP WAMPANAKA – We’ve now confirmed that the infamous Camp Slaughter Killer has returned despite being shot, burned alive, and…
UNDISCLOSED BAD GUY WAREHOUSE – Reports came in this week that another massive shootout happened at the warehouse near da…
CHICAGO, IL – A writer for a relatively unknown parody and pop-culture site was seen today just chilling on his…
WASHINGTON DC – With 2024 having record-breaking highs in temperature nearly every single month, climate scientists have once again begged…