My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My RoomMay 20, 2025
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Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your PenisMay 18, 2024
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No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982April 26, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
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Breaking News Tom Cotton Shaken After Homoerotic Incest Dream Interrupted by Nightmare of World PeaceBy Robot Butt News Corp.August 25, 2019 LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Senator Tom Cotton awoke Sunday morning deeply shaken after one of his usual homoerotic incest dreams…
Articles I Spent My Entire Life in a Two-Man Comedy Team Just to Meet Frankenstein, and He Wouldn’t Shut the Fuck Up About BirdsBy Matt RotmanOctober 20, 2018 Most people catch the showbiz bug when they’re young, and I was no different. Ever since I was eight years…
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