Our revered POTUS trumpets, “I want a baby boom.” Relax, Melania, already father of all real Americans, he was talking…
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Big League batters, even White Sox hitters, universally clamor for parity with the Bronx Bombers. Yankee Torpedo Bats, shaped like…
Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred announced today that this July’s All-Star Baseball Game will pit the Los Angeles Dodgers…
Texas Attorney General: Since your state seems to enjoy executions (586 from 1977-2023, with Oklahoma a poor second with 123),…
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Olympic French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati famously had trouble clearing the bar in hisevent because of his large package. While…
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