‘Did you know that the average cup of coffee has a lifespan of just seven minutes? Of course you didn’t.…
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The office of Squirrel Recruitment had the faint, sweet smell of damp documents and quiet despair. A single, wilted fern…
At the butt-crack of dawn, I hoofed it down Palm Canyon Drive to beat the crowd at the Schultzbucks coffee…
The monsters and I had an agreement – I brought them things they needed and they didn’t eat me. We…
“Oh my God, I can’t eat any more! I told you this place was incredible. Hey waitress, can you please…
Zorro Deese wearing of the mask is no problemo. We have the evidence that it helps the people. Less spread…
They say nothing brings people together like the holidays. Stress and strife just melt away in the sounds of a…
Gerald Human was in the back office of his jelly store when he heard the bell ring. A blood-curdling hiss…
When I was younger, there was nothing I loved more than a good prank. Filling a neighbor’s gas tank with…
Have you ever seen one of Santa’s elves? Like a real elf. Not the stout, cherubic imps with those perfect…