I’ve been on Cameo more than two months, and not one person has bought a video message off me. But…
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Times are a-changin’, alright. And I gather we’re sacrificing some of our truest, most wholesome old-fashioned family values with this…
I’ll be the first to tell you I couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter. Hell, I didn’t want to believe it.…
Welcome to Sam’s Club, you pieces of shit. You are standing before us in the candlelight of our back storage…
World Naked Gardening Day used to be my favorite holiday. But year after year, as WNGD rolls around every May…