My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My RoomMay 20, 2025
My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My RoomMay 20, 2025
Look Here Pardner, According To The Most Recent Class 9 Census Report, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of UsFebruary 15, 2025
Deciphering the Hidden Message in the 19 Random Stickers I Received with the Secondhand T-Shirt I Bought OnlineJune 6, 2025
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930February 5, 2025
Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your PenisMay 18, 2024
REPORT: Secretariat Proud Of Derby Winning Descendant And Disappointed In 13 Losing DescendantsMay 6, 2025
All But MLB Dingbats Will Switch to Torpedo Bats: NextGen Possibilities Beyond Yankee/MIT InnovationApril 4, 2025
No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982April 26, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
Staff Posts 5 Crazy Things ‘Back to the Future II’ Predicted About 2015 That Came TrueBy The Robot Butt StaffDecember 31, 2015 With the close of 2015, it’s time to look back (to the future, that is). From hoverboards to self-lacing shoes, thumbprint…
Staff Posts Betting Odds on the Next Celebrity to Be Outed as a MonsterBy The Robot Butt StaffAugust 19, 2015 Now that Jared Fogle is going to prison (insert footlong jokes here) for charges related to possession of child pornography and…
Breaking News Dr. Cliff Huxtable Breaks Silence on Bill Cosby AllegationsBy Robot Butt News Corp.December 9, 2014 NEW YORK CITY – After remaining silent for weeks following a string of sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby, Dr. Cliff…
