My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My RoomMay 20, 2025
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No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982April 26, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
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