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      February 18, 2026

      RE: My Upcoming Concert at Your Starbucks. 

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      May 21, 2025

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      September 27, 2025
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      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

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      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

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      January 22, 2026

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      January 14, 2026

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      January 6, 2026

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      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

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      April 8, 2025

      Dear Neighbor, I Assume The Hammering Coming From Next Door Is You Building Your Own Coffin Because I Plan To Kill You In The Night

      March 3, 2026

      An American’s Pocket Guide To British English

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      March 3, 2026

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    Pizza Cannibalism

    By Alex HelbachAugust 28, 2014

    As a society, the most we’ve ever been able to agree on is the fact that pizza is the greatest…

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    20 of the Most Egregious Absences of Pizza in Movie History

    By The Robot Butt StaffAugust 27, 2014

    Every single movie could stand to be improved from the inclusion of pizza. But there are some especially cringe-inducing absences…

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    Pizza Knievel Takes On Broccoli

    By Alex HelbachAugust 27, 2014

    Even the most daring stuntmen have a fear or two, and today, our own Pizza Knievel is about to face…

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    Domino’s Pizza Celebrates the Power of Fear in New Marketing Campaign

    By Robot Butt News Corp.August 26, 2014

    ANN ARBOR, Mich., Aug 26, 2014 /PRNewswire/ — Domino’s Pizza (NYSE: DPZ), the recognized world leader in pizza delivery, continues…

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    We Will All Bow Down to the Pretzel Pizza

    By SteveAugust 26, 2014

    We’ve spent a lot of time in the world of Little Caesars for Pizza Week, and for good reason. So…

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    The Unstoppable Power of Pizza

    By SteveAugust 25, 2014

    Here at Robot Butt, we all love Pizza Week, but I’m also afraid of the consequences if I should ever…

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    The Greatest Pizza Moments in History

    By The Robot Butt StaffAugust 25, 2014

    For Pizza Week, our dedicated team of historians have been working around the clock for months to discover what may be…

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    Boy’s Chuck E. Cheese Nightmares Normal Part of Growing Up

    By Robot Butt News Corp.August 25, 2014

    Davenport, IA – Telling him it’s “very natural,” a local father assured his son that the Chuck E. Cheese band…

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    The Little Caesars Pizza Bowl is No More

    By PeteAugust 23, 2014

    Let’s start this by saying that Googling “Pizza news” shouldn’t produce such pain and sadness. Googling anything with “pizza” in…

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    Pizza Knievel Jumps 300 Beers to Celebrate Friday

    By Alex HelbachAugust 22, 2014

    Friday is here, which means you made it through another week – congratulations! Celebrate the occasion by watching Pizza Knievel…

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