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It hasn’t even been a week since the last debate, and here we fucking go again. For some reason the…
After a surprising performance in the New Hampshire primary that saw her take third place and snag six delegates, the…
Well, here we are, packed like sardines in this elevator and marinating in a thick, beefy cloud of my fermented…
It’s no secret that our society’s standards for what constitutes as “art” have been steadily declining. I had hoped we…
LAS VEGAS – Presidential hopeful Mike Bloomberg shocked the nation last night with a Vegas bender that cost over $400…
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Fucking hell, didn’t we just do this? Not even two weeks removed from the last primary debate, the Democratic Party…
It’s said President Lincoln stirred his coffee with his massive dick (it was the same length as his stovepipe hat).…
How many more states does Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden have to skip and/or be utterly embarrassed in before he’s…