We are so sorry about the mix-up with this year’s Fyre Festival. In lieu of giving your money back -…
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To the People Who Keeping Mistaking the Fyre Festival for the Frye Festival, In the wake of the doomed Fyre…
Yesterday morning, Samira Stevens was closing the lid of her recycling when she heard something rustling around right near her…
1. Smells Like White Nationalism 2. Say it Ain’t So (Election Night Opus) 3. Been Caught Stealing Elections 4. All…
“Diapers are all about power dynamics. I poop, they wipe, bam! I’m the boss.” – The Boss Baby in DreamWorks’ spring…
Ah, spring! It’s that time of year again to take off my thick coat, go for a walk in my…
Hey guys, This is your old pal from the New York Military Academy, Donald T. It’s been a year since…
Recent spring cleaning at the White House revealed a book of MadLibs stashed beneath the president’s mattress. The book, discovered…
This post was originally published on Living a Dream. When the situation calls for it, I am a mature person.…
In honor of the recent passing of Prince, I’ve written an updated version of his classic song “1999”: I…