My blood is boiling. This jerk has definitely gone too far this time! We can’t let this kind of behavior…
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From the Desk of Mayor Bill de Blasio: You share the same reprehensible nature as every other insignificant asshole in…
Acronyms are stupid as hell, primarily because they never stand for anything tasty. They’re always about how you should move…
Guy, What the fuck is your name? Anyway, it doesn’t matter. Whatever your name is, dude, bravo. Bravo. I’ve participated…
1. Adopt the preparation methods of a bank robber: Stake out a restaurant for several weeks before your reservation (from…
Dear Self, Please accept this letter as a formal notification that I’m resigning from my position as Founder/Owner/CEO/CFO/Wearer of Lots…
Momo gets why everyone thinks she’s scary but maybe you should just give her a chance! After all, Momo…
By the time you and the other sheeple wandered over here from security, slowed by your fascination with skylights and…
Hello. Me name Boog. Me be Neanderthal in me twenty. Me be adult now and let me tell you me…
Hey girl, Ever since I moved into your old apartment, I see you freaking everywhere, girl. You first greeted me…