Hey champ! I heard it was your first time out on the town since Miss Rona broke your trust and…
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1. Hello hot boyfriend! Please reply to this text in a timely manner so I don’t activate my old abandonment…
As a writer, I am constantly observing the world around me. And oh, what a beautiful world to observe! For…
Thank you so much for taking the courageous step of requesting time off next week even though I and the…
Think of it as a “get-a-stay” Let’s face it. You need a vacation from your staycation. But you’re going about…
It is the most wonderful time of year again. The snow is melting, the birds are chirping, and the smell…
I’m so sorry, Ruth Bader Guitarsberg! That’s what I named you the moment your Amazon box arrived. Like RGB, you…
The burgeoning world of blockchain technology and decentralized currencies offers me, a rich white guy, a utopian future. On the blockchain, with no…
On a drunken dare, I ate seven Chalupa Supremes and drank seven hard seltzers. That night, as I prayed at…
1. “His music is so good, though! I love the way he fantasizes about killing women and Satanism. It really…