Complete and essential guide if your only other option is Cheetos in bed. Plan your mealtimes wisely. You have a pretty good chance of having the kitchen to yourself if you have lunch between 4 a.m. and 6 a.m., and dinner between 3:30 p.m. and 3:32 p.m. Your floormates will know how many eggs they’re supposed to have left. And if they see you having suspiciously frequent omelets for someone who doesn’t have their own designated egg carton in the fridge, they will know what is happening. Milk, though, especially the large bottles, you can take a little without anybody…
Author: Yisa Sun
Yisa Sun
Yisa Sun has not been writing for any big-name publications and hopes that that doesn’t mean that she’s dumb. She also uses too many subordinate clauses.
Let’s make this clear: I’m a reasonable person. I’m not asking for the meals to be not disgusting—sure, that’ll be nice, but I’ve allowed capitalism to do worse. I’m simply taking issue with the fact that of the two meals, one is clearly the winner, and every passenger would know immediately if they have chosen the winner. It’s as if there’s not enough contempt being built as the guy sitting next to me takes off his shoes then socks, I now need to spend the next three hours knowing he kicked my ass with those bare feet in the “Chicken…