Author: Steve

Dancing Pizza by Robot Butt is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. Based on a work at https://www.robotbutt.com/2014/08/20/and-now-some-sexy-dancing-pizza/

We endorse the eating of pizza at all times, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t times when eating pizza could stretch our limits to function as a species. Take the Little Casears Hot-N-Ready $5 Lunch Combo that is being touted all over the place, for example. For that price, you get four – FOUR – deep dish pizza slices (considered a “satisfying” portion), along with a 20-ounce Pepsi product. If you’re not trying to take a three-hour nap immediately after eating a lunch like that, then you’ve made a grave error in judgment. Now, since four slices of pizza are involved,…

Home Alone (and even the sequel) is celebrated in the esteemed pizza community for its liberal use of the food, especially in the realm of practical jokes. One of the movie’s most famous scenes involves the precocious Kevin McCallister pranking the teenage pizza delivery boy into thinking a gun-toting maniac was in the house, ready to kill him for…just delivering the pizza, I guess. Really, it’s merely an example of what could be an early sign of adult violent psychosis for Kevin. But in the context of the movie, it’s just really funny. Did anyone ever try this prank in…

Some of the Robot Butt team resides in Ohio. In December, Macaulay Culkin’s Velvet Underground tribute band, The Pizza Underground, will be playing in Columbus. We have to go, right? Though the group was recently booed off-stage, their demo really doesn’t sound all that bad, though it’s hard to tell what, if anything, is being made fun of here. Maybe they’re just out to confuse and/or scare people. It’s also possible that we’re witnessing a rich person simply doing whatever the hell he wants. Regardless, it’s hard to fathom anyone booing a band that is spreading the message of pizza. A…

Starting tomorrow, Robot Butt is going to celebrate all things pizza. For the next week, we will give you nothing but pizza-related content, from 10,000-word essays to videos, comics and more, along with a few guest appearances by big-time celebrities!* We have know that, above all else, pizza is a unifying force in our world, a tremendous vehicle for our relationships and everyday life. Without it, we would be all soulless vessels floating through life without a purpose. But pizza gives us a reason for being here, and for continually trying to improve ourselves. For that, we need to give it…

Diet trends seemingly come and go every week, but the one that might stick around on the basis of actually being viable is the paleo, or caveman, diet. From my understanding, this is purely a meat, vegetables and fruit diet that cuts out all of the crap we eat without sacrificing actual nutrients and essential vitamins. In essence, the paleo diet is a return to the basics, a strategy for eating exactly what we need to not just survive, but to improve ourselves. It’s all about remaining as pure as possible. So are boogers paleo? It’s not a ridiculous question. Boogers…

Though Weird Al is obviously not gone from our consciousness, he is the product of another generation. In that respect, The Lonely Island has done a good job of carrying the torch for modern comedy music acts. Though maybe just a little bit polarizing depending on your overall attitude towards rap, the group has a great following gleamed from their days of utilizing Saturday Night Live’s built-in audience. And now, the group, in its musical form, will be coming in some capacity to the big screen, with a Lonely Island movie in the works. I don’t care what it’s about or…

It’s relatively safe to assume that, at times, celebrities act like normal human beings. As far as I can tell, they’re made the same way as us. They certainly speak and pretend to act like us. So that means they might do things we all do when the cameras aren’t rolling and the paparazzi hasn’t found them, right? Think about it. What are you doing right now? Sitting at your computer reading this, or maybe you’re on the couch using your tablet or phone and you’re waiting for that entire box of macaroni and cheese to finish cooking so you…

Now that “Weird Al” Yankovic has secured the first No.1 album of his career in Mandatory Fun, what is there left to conquer for the musician who has enjoyed a 30-year career and earned the respect of every human being on the planet? Perhaps it’s the Super Bowl, the biggest single event in the world. The push for him to perform at Super Bowl XLIX and truly cement his legacy as the greatest artist of all time is in full force, and it’s being aided by an online petition that, at the time of this writing, has more than 8,200 supporters…

It’s very possible that I am completely blinded by my overwhelming desire for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie to be good that I’ll think anything related to it is fantastic. That could be – it has to be – the case with the movie’s official song, “Shell Shocked,” right? Like Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap” from The Secret of the Ooze, this newest reboot of the franchise features its own accompanying tune, but I somehow doubt Juicy J and Wiz Khalifa are going to show up and hang out with the turtles at a club. But if they do, you’ll need…