Author: Kevin McPherson Eckhoff

My name is Kevin McPherson Eckhoff, and I'm a bunch of things: Daddoo, college English instructor, goat owner, performer, best friend, Canadian small press aficcionado, husbandit, and stupid dreamer. My fifth book, The Pain Itself, was published by Insert/Blanc in LA and is an experimental translation of Cicero's treatise on the purposes of pain and pleasure, while my first real humour piece is about to drop from Slackjaw. I like mangos.

Here are some affirmations Andrew Tate emphatically whispers as he goes about his daily routine. Try them out for yourself if you believe in discipline over motivation. Ordering a Decaf Mocha Latte with Extra FoamMy unmatched perspicacity coupled with shear indefaticability makes me a feared customer in any realm of human endeavour. Remember: Top G Cobra—aka. me—said this. Lacing up his SkechersYou are the only person who can make this work, and you are the only person who can mess this up. Riding the No. 2 BusWhat color is your Bugatti? Giving his Nephew a HugYour mind must be stronger…

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