Special Assessments May Appear Out Of Nowhere Event: Block Party +++ Hosted By: Club Biscayne Condominiums +++ Dress Code: South Florida Formal – Lululemon spandex shorts no higher than one inch above the knee +++ Time: Miami Time – the event will begin promptly at 5:00 PM-ish on October 4-ish +++ RSVP (or not) no later than October 1 or whenever. *** Welcome to Club Biscayne! Gosh, it’s great to see so many South Beach residents and snowbirds here, and right on time! Here at Club Biscayne, we pride ourselves on observing a dynamic grace period suited to the pace and…
Author: Jesper Sørensen
Jesper Sørensen
Jesper Soerensen is a book author and humor writer from Denmark, now living in Miami Beach. Besides Robot Butt, his humorous writing has appeared in Weekly Humorist, Points In Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, and others. You can find more of his writing on his website: jesper-soerensen.com
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PRESIDENT BIDEN FALLS ASLEEP DURING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE A spokesperson from the White House has confirmed a persistent rumor that US President Biden did indeed fall asleep during a debate between candidates in connection with the 2022 Philippine presidential election. The White House cites the 15-hour time difference between the US Capital and Manila as the main reason, saying, “The President has told us he had coincidentally woken up around the time the debate was about to commence, but it being 4.30 A.M. on a Sunday, he decided to go back to sleep.” HARRY AND MEGHAN IN A CAR ACCIDENT Wrong…