Author: Bryan Lyng

Bryan Lyng is a freelance writer who used to work for some of the largest corporations in the world. Until one day, when no one was watching; he escaped. Since then, he has written everything from non-fiction books, to novels, screenplays, ad copy and articles for everyone from SUCCESS Magazine to Slackjaw, The Boulder Lampoon and more. He once even won a One Show Award for humorous web site copy. And yes, that is a thing.

To: All Employees From: IT As you may have deduced from our on-going refusal to acknowledge any of your support requests, your IT department is angry. No matter what we do, some rando hacker still manages to break in. Usually because one of you fell for a stupid phishing email or was careless with your personal info. Well, no more. In an effort to end this madness once and for all, we have created an all-new, and utterly foolproof 46-Factor authentication process. You are to switch to this system immediately. If used properly, it will ensure that no one will…

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