President Trump boasts about mastering “The Art of the Deal.” Alternative Progressive characterizations of Trump dealings Dems fear he uses to deal away democracy:
The Art of the Unreal:
Jettisoning truth for unreal, selfish assumptions only Qatar might understand
The Art of the Surreal:
Must-see TV: imagined Moonman negotiation about proposed lunar nuclear reactor
The Art of the Spiel:
Incessantly repeating name-shaming labels makes them believable
The Art of the Eel:
Elusive and devious, make yourself as slippery as an eel in negotiations and beyond
The Art of the Steal:
“What’s yours is mine; what’s mine is mine”: negotiation stance Putin models
The Art of the Repeal:
Diversity, Equity, Inclusion dealt away for Discrimination, Exclusion, Inequality
The Art of Turning on Your Heel:
As Ukraine’s President needs to learn, turning and running is good . . . for others
The Art of the Conceal:
Historical references to slavery and discrimination don’t even belong in museums
The Art of the Hamster Wheel:
Rodents enjoy running in circles; people also respond to getting run in circles
The Art of Copping a Feel to Elicit a Squeal:
Negotiating with grope-worthy women, like backstage Miss Universe beauties
The Art of the Ego Ideal:
Project ideal self-image: e.g., turn assassination attempt into martyr miracle
The Art of the Trial by Ordeal:
Make even reading 24-7 divisive tweets uncomfortable for negotiating foes
The Art of the Training Wheel:
Former buddy Epstein modeled this when negotiating favors for him and his
The Art of the Stiletto Heel:
Like ICEmen, grind your heels in faces of Deep Staters across the table
The Art of the Blow Mobile:
Rev it up to blow as much snow or smoke as possible to obfuscate rich getting richer
The Art of Shaquille O’Neal:
Bully way against opponents, and no worries breaking things like backboards
The Art of the Man of Steel:
Even if your body looks like a South Park caricature, act as if you’re Superman
The Art of the Navy Seal:
Attack, attack, attack, often under cover of darkness while swimming with sharks
The Art of the Peel:
Stripping off protective things like Medicaid, FEMA, and regulations
The Art of the Schlemiel:
When dealing with the real stupid, like people who embrace Truth Social drivel
