Face it, the old model of soap opera just won’t do. Who cares if Donna has gone back to her pimp? Or that Linc refuses to be blackmailed into paying for his daughter’s abortion? (Yes, I watched “All My Children,” why do you ask?)
Here are a few new network TV soap operas that are a perfect fit for today’s messed up world.
“The Passive and the Aggressive”
“As the Tariffs Turn”
“Social Medea” by Tyler Perry
“The Old and the Photoshopped”
“Incel Island”
“They All My Children? Really?”
“Search for Two Passports”
“DNA Test of Destiny”
“No More Beds Hospital” (produced by RFK Jr.)
“I Love My Stepdaughter”
“Green Card Manor”
“Another Day, Another Kardashian”
[CANCELLED] “Don Loves Elon”