Nepo Babies. Where would Hollywood be without them? And where would you be if you had refused to hire your nose-ringed, ear-gauged nephew to assist in accounts payable? It’s not fair that someone’s genes (or jeans) give them such an advantage. Fortunately, the world lately has taught us to count our blessings and be thankful it’s not worse.
Things That Are Worse Than Nepo Babies
* Necro babies
* Home Depot babies
* Repo’ed babies
* Pepto Bismol babies
* Aleppo babies (so much war and unrest)
* Leper babies
* Rat Scabies (drummer for The Damned)
* Nepo baby mamas
* Zeppo’s nepo babies (Timothy and Thomas)
* Zeppo’s step-nepo baby (Bobby Oliver)
* Hepcat babies (so pretentious!)
* Klepto babies
* Opossum babies (I mean, look at them)
* Elon’s Muskrats
* Necco Wafers