We all love those articles that are like “this person did that thing we’ve all done or been annoyed by someone else doing!” I have been banging my head against the wall trying to think of something that’s universal enough that it would hit a wide audience, and I am just having one of those days where I can’t think of a gosh darn thing.
So, finally, I decided what’s more relatable than having a name and address. Hell, almost all of us have one or are at least familiar with the idea. I’m chuckling already just thinking about addresses. Really relatable (dare I say even topical?) stuff.
That said, “local man has address” isn’t punchy or satirical enough. Satire is supposed to have a target. Someone that, ideally, needs dressing down. Someone like my friend Joe, who recently said during a game of Fortnite duos that I “have a jellyfish brain to match my jellyfish body.” Oh, and by the way, I looked it up and jellyfish don’t even have a brain, so that insult isn’t even scientifically accurate.
So I decided it would be funny for all of this if I posted his last name and address on here. I didn’t tell him I’m doing this, but I’d imagine when he sees it, he’ll probably say something like “Dude, you got me!” or “that’s super clever. Well done buddy.”
So here’s a screenshot from a recent doctor visit that I found combing through Joe’s emails. Unfortunately, it had some other info too. I just wanted his name, address, and phone number, so I blurred the rest to respect his privacy.
