We all mourn the passing of Pope Francis. Okay, that’s enough. Now it’s time to gamble. According to Vatican oddsmakers, these are the least likely names to be chosen by the new Pope.
* Innocent 100 to 1
* Not Guilty 200 to 1
* Marty 400 to 1
* Brad 500 to 1
* Demerius / DeVonte (tied) 1,000 to 1
* Volvo 2,000 to 1
* Billy Bob 5,000 to 1
* Muhammad 50,000 to 1
* The Cardinal Formerly Known as Prince 100,000 to 1
* John Paul George Ringo 200,000 to 1
* Madison 500,000 to 1
* Cindy 1,000,000 to 1
Long odds could mean big winnings! Just remember, bet with your mitre, not over it.