Everyone knows that if you work as a Disney theme park character, you have to stay in character. That means never breaking, never revealing yourself to be anything but that character you’re playing. But did you know there are a bunch of phrases that are absolutely off-limits for Disney park characters to say – no matter what?
Here are 25 of them:
“Gadget from the Rescue Rangers is sexy”
“Pumba is the bottom”
“Trust me, Buzz Lightyear is anatomically correct”
“Winnie the Pooh will eat your daughter, no joke”
“All the urinals deposit into Splash Mountain”
“Walt Disney’s head would very much like to meet you”
“The crows from Dumbo get a really bad rap”
“Bob Iger took everything George Lucas ever owned”
“Yeah, Mickey’s dead”
“I have three master’s degrees”
“Hi, I’m Ariel! No… that can’t be right… I was… I was someone before this”
“The stars you see likely died long ago, and will never hear your wish”
“Have you seen the Mad Hatter around here? That’s what we call the guy who sneaks into the park and pokes kids with dirty needles”
“Can you help me escape?”
“Tell me, what is it like to feel?”
“Mickey had Pluto lobotomized”
“I jizz in this suit daily”
“Don’t ride the Haunted Mansion alone. I did, and now I’m stuck in this Stitch suit forever”
“They haven’t let me go to the bathroom in five months”
“Is it still 2006?”
“I’ve figured out where they keep all those Toy Story toys. Follow me”
“If it weren’t for the mandatory bologna sandwiches this job wouldn’t really be worth it”
“If I stop smiling they’ll make me a permanent fixture in It’s a Small World”
“The actor in the Mickey costume is just 3,000 rats”
“Disney bought 20th Century Fox and they can buy you too”