My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My RoomMay 20, 2025
My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My RoomMay 20, 2025
Look Here Pardner, According To The Most Recent Class 9 Census Report, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of UsFebruary 15, 2025
Deciphering the Hidden Message in the 19 Random Stickers I Received with the Secondhand T-Shirt I Bought OnlineJune 6, 2025
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930February 5, 2025
Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your PenisMay 18, 2024
REPORT: Secretariat Proud Of Derby Winning Descendant And Disappointed In 13 Losing DescendantsMay 6, 2025
All But MLB Dingbats Will Switch to Torpedo Bats: NextGen Possibilities Beyond Yankee/MIT InnovationApril 4, 2025
No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982April 26, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring MeJune 9, 2025
Politics How Dare You Politicize This TragedyBy Tyler PetersonFebruary 22, 2018 I have to say, I expected better of my neighbors. At a time when our community has been rocked by…
Breaking News Elementary School Teacher Braces Self for This Year’s Crop of Goofy NamesBy Robot Butt News Corp.August 28, 2017 Having just received the official list of students registered for her class this year, local first-grade teacher Paula Zirkelbach has…
Entertainment A Look Back at the Most Shocking Gaffes in Oscars HistoryBy Tyler PetersonMarch 3, 2017 The much-publicized snafu with the Best Picture award at last Sunday’s Oscars is grabbing headlines and inspiring groans from coast…