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NEW YORK CITY – Citing the typical rut that comes with big-city living, King Kong – once the most feared monster in…
ARGENTINA – Breaking the previous verified record by more than three years, an Argentinian man, Agustin Hernandez, has been declared the world’s…
MOS EISLEY, Tatooine – After mounting pressure from various organizations and Tatooine administrative officials, the Intergalactic Borgleball League and the owner of…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Researchers at the University of Michigan have released a groundbreaking new study reporting conclusively that the K-T extinction…
LANDOVER, Md. – Sparing no expense, the Washington Redskins began their Columbus Day celebration this morning to the delight of their…
The nation decided to pack up its baseball mitts and fishing poles and take a step back from father figures today…
A prankster took a joke too far this week when he convinced top NBC executives to move forward with their…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – A total of 99.57% of the haggis, neeps and tatties residing in Jonathan Carter’s stomach voted for independence…
DENVER – In a surprising twist to local man Danny Yost’s physical, the doctor required a second, longer look at…