NEW YORK CITY – Recognizing that his stage name no longer fits his persona, and that a change was in order…
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WILMINGTON, Del. – While engaging in his usual after-work exercise routine at Bally Total Fitness, local man Brian Crawford was amazed…
OAK BROOK, Ill. – Firmly aware of its declining sales and waning popularity among consumers, McDonald’s has decided to embrace its…
WASHINGTON – After announcing that his family will be staying in DC for a few more years, President Obama said Tuesday…
NEW YORK – In a bold, powerful move that signifies the true strength of all men around the world, the United…
OMAHA – Still fuming from his viewing of the trailer for the new Ghostbusters movie, local resident Eric Schuler finished a…
The world looked on with a neutral expression this morning as all wonders, amazements and marvels came to a screeching halt.…
BERLIN – Supremely offended by a future politician piggybacking off his ideas, fascist dictator Adolf Hitler is considering time travel…
WASHINGTON – According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, fewer Americans are using tobaccy than at any point…
ATLANTA – Metallica fans all over the world are celebrating the 30th anniversary of the band’s seminal album Master of Puppets today,…