A press conference held this week to mark the holiday season turned controversial when December 26th told reporters that it…
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NEW YORK – In an unusual programming move, Fox & Friends, the popular Fox News morning show that has become a ritual…
CHICAGO – Following a break in communication of nearly three decades, Chicago homicide detectives say they have received a new…
NEW YORK CITY – In what is a joyous time for billions of people around the world, Grammy-winning rapper Eve Jeffers-Cooper…
MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Following the stunning upset by Democrat Doug Jones in last night’s special Senate election, Alabamians announced to the…
WASHINGTON – After announcing his resignation yesterday, Minnesota Senator Al Franken has reportedly purchased a home in Greenville, Alabama. “I like…
DES MOINES, Iowa – Three months after being relegated to the freezer because it wasn’t consumed fast enough, a now rock-hard…
LONDON – The wait is over! Famed chocolatier and Warden of the 9th Interdimensional Rift Willy Wonka has at last selected…
BOSTON – Yesterday, Mark Evans woke up from a coma more than seventeen years after a horrific car crash that almost…
HEAVEN – Citing significant safety concerns, about 3.4 billion human males were recalled last week by Heaven’s Department of Product Safety.…