1. Plarn Anything Save those shopping bags! Thousands of them. Because that’s how many you’re going to need to make…
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Dear Jesús: Thank you for your letter. Due to hurricane-related postal delays, this reply may not reach you until January.…
1. Canadian Milk Style: Coke in a paper bag 2. Easy on the Pickles: 5,000 pickles, no bread 3. Fries NBA: Fries…
1. “Have fun at the inauguration today!” 2. [Just the song “Hammer Smashed Face,” played slightly sped up because of a…
Dear Human, I am writing to notify you that I am resigning from my position as your fidget spinner, effective…
“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most…
Rex Tillerson is the 69th Secretary of State (nice), but it’s sure starting to feel like he won’t be for…
It’s almost time to see – what’s it going to be? An ambitious little he, or a bossy little she?…
The man in the wrinkled, short-sleeve button-up sighs over his beer. It’s been a hell of a week, he says.…
By Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives Visiting relatives for the holidays is no excuse to miss a…