MEDFORD, Ore. – Reaffirming their commitment to chastity, teenagers Samantha Gray and Colin Reingold told reporters Tuesday that they had made…
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THE NORTH POLE – Santa’s Workshop released its updated Christmas list request figures this week, and the report was highlighted by…
Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty…
Are you looking at your Christmas (that’s right, Christmas – we WON the war) tree this year and thinking, “My…
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NEW YORK CITY – Vice President-elect Mike Pence was in for an unpleasant surprise last weekend when, in an effort to…
From: Ron.OConnell@DurkinHerd.com To: Employees of Durkin Herd Subject: Ground Rules for Our Fifth Annual Office Holiday Grab Bag Hey Everyone,…
Santa, Wow. What a year. Can you believe it? I’m the president! The ultimate winner! Are you jealous? It’s okay,…
It’s no secret that rap music is loaded with sexual innuendo. Some lyrics are more subtle than others; on the…