She totally has your eyes! VERDICT: Cute. He’s gonna be a heartbreaker. VERDICT: Creepy. He’s gonna be a ladykiller. VERDICT: Really depends what you mean by that. Actually, either way, creepy. He has the cutest little nose. VERDICT: Cute! Hello? JonBenét called. She wants her face card back. VERDICT: Creepy. What a handsome young man! VERDICT: Cute! Call me when she’s 15! VERDICT: What?! Are you for real? Creepy. Uh, no offense, buddy, but you really ought to have a talk with the mailman—’cause this kid’s a smokeshow. VERDICT: Creepy, but a classic bit, nonetheless. He reminds me of my Charles.…
Author: Ziad Sabry
Ziad Sabry
I am a college student who likes to write. I'm 18 years old. I'm sure this isn't what you guys want when you ask for a bio, but these are the only two facts about me.
Freelance Copywriter One huge drawback of large language models is their inability to spit out soulless content marketing slop. “Are you ready to integrate AI into your brand’s ecosystem and CRUSH Q4?” Sounds like a human person to me! Disgruntled Dock Worker That Has to Pull on a Big Ol’ Rope Despite Big AI’s countless attempts at teaching an AI model to yank on a big ol’ rope, it looks like this essential worker isn’t going by the wayside any time soon. Old-timey Newspaper Boy Another essential job that AI could never do is Tiny Victorian Street Urchin That Runs…
In a controversial interview this past week, Pope Leo XIV revealed that he does not consider himself a practicing Catholic, admitting he “left the faith a while ago.” “I mean, I was raised Catholic, but I don’t really ‘pray’ or go to Mass or anything,” Prevost said. “I just see it as kind of a pro forma thing. What with the robes and the hats… I definitely feel very attached to the faith, though.” The 69-year-old Robert Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV, made history as the first American pope—and now, as the first Pope to also be a non-practicing Catholic.…