A Los Angeles woman repeatedly listed on her Bumble profile how much she loved sports in order to attract a man. For her dream date, she devised, “Kissing you passionately while we’re hardcore rooting for our favorite teams!” For her hobbies, she wrote, “Being the game-day chef! When you and the boys are watching football, I’ll be sandwiched between you two on the couch, getting up only to bring us more of my famous homemade BBQ chicken wings!” For her future goals, she typed, “Wearing matching his and her jerseys!” But when she finally found her favorite match, and when…
Author: Tracy Dubin
Tracy Dubin
Tracy's a lecturer, logophile, and requited love enthusiast living in Los Angeles alongside her giant African Sulcata tortoise, Frederick Bartholomew, who relishes being read her comedy published in the Weekly Humorist, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, Little Old Lady Comedy, MuddyUm, Hobart, and more. Tracy also pens dramatic prose, and her tortoise sure as hell adores hearing her highbrow literary works too. Read everything Fred hears here linktr.ee/TracyDubin, and sign up for Tracy’s newsletter to get priority pieces before the tortoise: tracydubin.kit.com/newsletter.