“The family farm used to be the backbone of this country, but now I tip my hat to all that parquet flooring and the golden chandeliers.” – Norm G., grower, Iowa “I hope his next move is to tear down the local VA hospital and put up a cotillion.” – Mel H., disabled veteran, Texas “Our benefits are ending but have you seen those architectural drawings?” – Rosie B., trad wife, Idaho “Just sold my kids’ guns to buy ’em all dance shoes!” – Jenny T., manicurist, Missouri “During the government shutdown, I wrote a time-travel novel where all the…
Author: Tom Navratil
Tom Navratil
Tom Navratil has contributed to Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, and other humor publications. His debut novel, Dog’s Breakfast, is a comedy of international intrigue.