Author: Steve

In today’s “fake news” society, it’s more important than ever to seek out knowledge, to always be willing to read more and learn the facts about the world around you. Here at Robot Butt, we like to celebrate that, so we’ve put together an unedited list of some of our favorite search terms that brought people to the site in December: spider bite the penis trump sundowning pepe le pew sexual harassment trump food taster steve bannon looks like a bum puppies driving cars trump crayon drawing location of heaven matt damon nipples keebler elf politician swastika screensaver disney xenomorph…

Rex Tillerson is the 69th Secretary of State (nice), but it’s sure starting to feel like he won’t be for much longer. The beginning of the end for the 69th Secretary of State (nice) in United States history came a couple months ago, when Tillerson didn’t really deny that he’s been calling President Trump a moron and probably a lot of better, funnier things behind his back. Tillerson, who is the 69th Secretary of State (nice), even called a press conference to say that he wasn’t resigning despite rumors to the contrary, and it felt like that was that. But…

At this point, there’s pretty much nothing that would surprise me when it comes to people of status or man-children who filled their diapers all the way to the Oval Office committing heinous acts. In this desperately needed wave of revelations, we’ve seen so many awful people go down in flames that it’s hard not to act like we’ll all just be learning about a new monster each and every day from here on out. But I will say this: if we ever find out Tom Hanks is a sexual deviant or a dog butcher or has been secretly paying…

As is our custom here at Robot Butt, we like to showcase the inquisitive minds drawn to our site each month. This October was no different, as people used a wide variety of…unique search terms to visit us. Here is just a sampling of our favorites: alex jones bikini is ted cruz jack the ripper? pudding factory general lee gif santa claus insurance boogers the devil godzilla birthday party human flesh mcdonalds trump sundowning butt chocolate panda babes eric trump vampire eric trump shirtless every grunt in home improvement did elon musk sell his soul to lucifer for success in…

In support of man’s ongoing quest for knowledge, I present to you a small, unedited list of the search terms used to find Robot Butt in September: the property brothers are assholes bill clinton sex dungeon spider bite on balls steaming turd get the fuck out of my room brother alt right robot circus disasters kim jong un snapchat rabbits explained types of male nipples friends episode brother and sister too close hottest liberals ass sax gay men robots japanese sexual fetish japanese sex bizarre penis torture when is national deviled egg day celebrated in the u.s.?

Here at Robot Butt, we are always impressed with the insightful nature of our audience, and we want to share that with everyone. So without further ado, here is an unedited list of some of our favorite search terms used to find the site last month: bigoted cookie elf pictures of breadsticks every grunt in home improvement naked mailman turducken of donuts beautiful bruce almighty rat king myth miranda kerr armpit obama shadow government types of male nipples beyonce is a man funcussion mcrib pig anus how can you sleep at night or better you should be put to sleep…

The Robot Butt audience, perhaps fueled by the summer solstice, was an intensely curious bunch in June. The Google search terms used to find the site last month spanned a wide range of subjects; from the human meat in McDonald’s food to Hitler’s dog, each search term was more thrilling than the last. As you know, we love to honor the inquisitive minds of our audience, so here we present to you an unedited list of those search terms used to find the site in June: adult comics hot cow milking images bum with penis hot pic can robot play lotteries…

Let’s Have Sax is our semi-regular column highlighting the lost art of saxophones in rock music – and the pressing need for them to return. In 1981, Foreigner released their hugely successful, multi-platinum album 4, which was chock-full of hits, including “Juke Box Hero,” “Waiting for a Girl Like You,” and the sixth – and best – track, “Urgent.” This album, which eventually sold more than seven million copies in the United States alone, marked the band’s full transformation into a harder rock group, and no song signified that move better than “Urgent.” Working with AC/DC producer Robert John “Mutt” Lange, Foreigner…

Just because the weather is warmer doesn’t mean humanity’s quest for knowledge is cooling off! We’ve seen all sorts of curious minds come to Robot Butt, evidenced most recently by the following list of unedited search terms people used to find our site in May: last sleepover ever did jerry seinfeld vote for trump artificial intelligence is satanic breastfeeding man hot flogged on the bare buttocks and wild sex afterwarda tied to a bed post to have sex frog twitter kimkardashin.veryhot.com vampire trump mortal butt what questions to ask before purchasing toilet paper jeff sessions is an elf presidential food…

Welcome to Mike Pence Week at Robot Butt! President Donald Trump sure knows how to capture a news cycle, leaving little room for anything or anyone else. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other people in our government, most of whom spend the day devising strategies to steal the president’s phone. But not Mike Pence – he has been a loyal lapdog for the president, and he’ll talk about Trump’s broad shoulders to anyone who will listen. That kind of loyalty merits a week dedicated solely to our vice president. Whether it’s his facial expressions that always make it look like…