Author: Steve DiMatteo

At this point, there’s pretty much nothing that would surprise me when it comes to people of status or man-children who filled their diapers all the way to the Oval Office committing heinous acts. In this desperately needed wave of revelations, we’ve seen so many awful people go down in flames that it’s hard not to act like we’ll all just be learning about a new monster each and every day from here on out. But I will say this: if we ever find out Tom Hanks is a sexual deviant or a dog butcher or has been secretly paying…

As is our custom here at Robot Butt, we like to showcase the inquisitive minds drawn to our site each month. This October was no different, as people used a wide variety of…unique search terms to visit us. Here is just a sampling of our favorites: alex jones bikini is ted cruz jack the ripper? pudding factory general lee gif santa claus insurance boogers the devil godzilla birthday party human flesh mcdonalds trump sundowning butt chocolate panda babes eric trump vampire eric trump shirtless every grunt in home improvement did elon musk sell his soul to lucifer for success in…

In support of man’s ongoing quest for knowledge, I present to you a small, unedited list of the search terms used to find Robot Butt in September: the property brothers are assholes bill clinton sex dungeon spider bite on balls steaming turd get the fuck out of my room brother alt right robot circus disasters kim jong un snapchat rabbits explained types of male nipples friends episode brother and sister too close hottest liberals ass sax gay men robots japanese sexual fetish japanese sex bizarre penis torture when is national deviled egg day celebrated in the u.s.?

Here at Robot Butt, we are always impressed with the insightful nature of our audience, and we want to share that with everyone. So without further ado, here is an unedited list of some of our favorite search terms used to find the site last month: bigoted cookie elf pictures of breadsticks every grunt in home improvement naked mailman turducken of donuts beautiful bruce almighty rat king myth miranda kerr armpit obama shadow government types of male nipples beyonce is a man funcussion mcrib pig anus how can you sleep at night or better you should be put to sleep…

The Robot Butt audience, perhaps fueled by the summer solstice, was an intensely curious bunch in June. The Google search terms used to find the site last month spanned a wide range of subjects; from the human meat in McDonald’s food to Hitler’s dog, each search term was more thrilling than the last. As you know, we love to honor the inquisitive minds of our audience, so here we present to you an unedited list of those search terms used to find the site in June: adult comics hot cow milking images bum with penis hot pic can robot play lotteries…

Let’s Have Sax is our semi-regular column highlighting the lost art of saxophones in rock music – and the pressing need for them to return. In 1981, Foreigner released their hugely successful, multi-platinum album 4, which was chock-full of hits, including “Juke Box Hero,” “Waiting for a Girl Like You,” and the sixth – and best – track, “Urgent.” This album, which eventually sold more than seven million copies in the United States alone, marked the band’s full transformation into a harder rock group, and no song signified that move better than “Urgent.” Working with AC/DC producer Robert John “Mutt” Lange, Foreigner…

Just because the weather is warmer doesn’t mean humanity’s quest for knowledge is cooling off! We’ve seen all sorts of curious minds come to Robot Butt, evidenced most recently by the following list of unedited search terms people used to find our site in May: last sleepover ever did jerry seinfeld vote for trump artificial intelligence is satanic breastfeeding man hot flogged on the bare buttocks and wild sex afterwarda tied to a bed post to have sex frog twitter kimkardashin.veryhot.com vampire trump mortal butt what questions to ask before purchasing toilet paper jeff sessions is an elf presidential food…

Welcome to Mike Pence Week at Robot Butt! President Donald Trump sure knows how to capture a news cycle, leaving little room for anything or anyone else. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other people in our government, most of whom spend the day devising strategies to steal the president’s phone. But not Mike Pence – he has been a loyal lapdog for the president, and he’ll talk about Trump’s broad shoulders to anyone who will listen. That kind of loyalty merits a week dedicated solely to our vice president. Whether it’s his facial expressions that always make it look like…

The music world lost another big one in Chris Cornell this week. The Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, and Audioslave frontman passed away at the age of 52, leaving behind a substantial and lasting legacy, as he was part of the Seattle grunge scene that continues to find many traces of its influence in music today. I grew up on his music – especially his Audioslave years – along with the many bands that drew from his influence and he felt so ubiquitous in the formation of my musical tastes that I no doubt took his talent for granted. In…

Because we honor and respect the quest for knowledge, we like to showcase the curious minds who find their way to our site. So without further ado, here is an unedited list of some search terms people used to find Robot Butt in April: do women around the world poop with door open mole people appreciation of butt does jeff sessions own keebler cool middle finger pictures girls how many different asses have u licked in a day keebler elf government official my son bit and swallowed the sole of his sandal elon musk satan talk to robot boyfriend men…