Author: Steve

Ever since I learned that he would be going back out on tour, I’ve been doing some serious jamming to Phil Collins. While he’s got so many hits to choose from, I’ve been particularly down with his 1984 collaboration with Earth, Wind & Fire’s Philip Bailey, “Easy Lover.” As Collins himself has said in later interviews, it’s a song that can’t be confined to any one era or genre. It deftly blends elements from all over – at one moment, you can feel the soul inspiration, which is right before it launches into a great guitar solo. It’s just a…

It’s a pretty well-known fact that songs written while on acid produce the best music we have. Which is how we were gifted with Christopher Cross’s “Ride Like the Wind,” a song about a criminal on the run to Mexico, written in 1979 immediately after the songwriter dropped some acid. According to an interview Cross did with Songfacts, “We were living in Houston at the time, and on the way down to Austin to record the songs, it was just a beautiful Texas day. I took acid. So I wrote the words on the way down from Houston to Austin on acid.”…

There is truly only one thing that separates us from the animals, and that is our capacity – no, our thirst – for knowledge. We are constantly striving to better ourselves by learning, and we at Robot Butt want to celebrate that. Which is why I am presenting to you an unedited list of some of the search terms that brought people to the site last month: are boogers protein or carbs female demon lord robocop help me pepe le pew sexual predator pizza eating pizza ted cruz uncanny valley nude beaches in illinois songs about pegging fart on boyfriend…

I can’t say enough good things about Cardi B’s new album Invasion of Privacy. It’s such a fresh sound throughout, and every song truly, ahem, bops. As Cardi B herself would say, she is running this shit like cardio. One of my favorite songs on the album is “Bartier Cardi,” mostly for a curious line by 21 Savage, who features on the track. In the midst of his verse that waxes poetic about high-end cars, fashion and his own sperm, 21 Savage throws in this sneak peek at his personal life: “I like hot sauce on my chicken (on God) / I pulled…

Matt Lynch and Amanda ReCupido are a husband-and-wife team of writers and die-hard Chicago Cubs fans. As a Cleveland Indians fan myself, that is… painful, but I told myself I could get through this and not go down the rabbit hole of thinking what might have been if not for that rain delay after Rajai Davis hit the game-tying home run in Game Seven of the World Series in 2016… Anyway! Amanda and Matt have written a fantastic children’s book called Anthony Rizzo Is a Good Italian Boy, and even bitter Indians fans like me can recognize that it’s an essential book…

You know when you’re just going about your day and you’re suddenly blindsided by some BULLSHIT that just sends you into an uncontrollable rage and you black out for a bit, waking up to find out you took off your pants and punched a hole through the wall? We’ve all been there, and today my moment came when I learned that the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is trying to dictate how people should be eating their hot dogs. The council put together an extensive list of “unpretentious” rules for eating hot dogs, but the most egregious example of…

Humanity’s greatest fault is its hubris, which is on display every year as baseball stadiums around the country unveil their new food offerings for the upcoming season. Gone are the days of getting a simple hot dog or a bag of peanuts at the game. The simplicities we have been blessed with no longer suffice. We have now entered a horrific cycle of the masses clamoring for more innovation, more exotic tastes, more boundary-pushing – with no thought to the consequences. And now I fear we have reached the moment where we risk retaining any of the qualities that made us human in the first place.…

“We are privileged to live among brilliant and passionately inquisitive people, and in a time when the search for knowledge is generally prized.” – Carl Sagan, Cosmos Here at Robot Butt, we prize the search for knowledge above all else, and we like to showcase that. So with that in mind, here are some of our favorite search terms used to discover the site in February: do boogers have carbs tribble sex king keebler what are people doing right now fuckable fruits does trump have a food taster human meat in mcdonald’s food is it true sylvester stallone bulge antifa facts ice…

Believe it or not, but Robot Butt was born out of an anthropological desire to understand humanity at a much deeper level. Which is why every month, we compile all of the most insightful, thought-provoking search terms that brought people to the site and share it with you – when we all gain this shred of wisdom, it means nothing but good things for the ongoing development of the human race. Anyway, here’s an unedited list of terms from January: i fucking hate leafblowers meatloaf song about pegging elves are not lewd museum of penis kim jong un snapchat not…

I am like, really smart. Anybody who knows me will tell you the exact same thing. And though I know I am very smart, I feel I need to make this very clear because I have many enemies spreading lies about me and the reasons why I am currently standing in the middle of the freeway butt naked, screaming to all of the stopped cars and onlookers my warnings about the inter-dimensional opening of the Fourth Parallel. I don’t expect you to understand why I’m doing this, or even why I’m here on the overpass completely naked. As a very…