1. That driver swerving around an obstacle in his lane believes he has the divine right to enter your lane, forcing you off the road. Corollary: When you try to swerve to avoid a giant pothole in your lane, there will always be an oncoming car blocking your move. 2. Looking at a text on your phone at the red light will make the light change faster. 3. A deer will wait calmly at the roadside until your car is exactly 10 feet away, then make its leap. 4. When four vehicles arrive at a 4-way stop at the same…
Author: Stephen Ferris
Stephen Ferris
Stephen Ferris is a recovering scientist now experimenting with satire and cartooning. His works have appeared in NewsBiscuit. He currently resides in Ithaca, NY and may be contacted at sdferris777@gmail.com