From the Leaked Transcripts of the Presidential “The Foreign Emoluments “Let’s See What We Can Get Away With” Subcommittee of the Presidential Committee on Really, Really Nice Stuff: A Moment of Clarity (and Several Moments of Sheer, Unadulterated Panic) In a stunning display of his unwavering commitment to the American taxpayer, President Donald J. Trump recently engaged in a high-level discussion regarding a proposed gift from the Qatari government: a state-of-the-art, gold-plated, possibly sentient aircraft. What followed was a masterclass in international relations. The following is a verbatim (we swear, we’re not even exaggerating) transcript of that meeting, obtained through…
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