Hey Neighbor! I’d say Happy Monday but it’s Tuesday, which means last night was Monday night, which I guess isn’t relevant because there’s not really an ‘on’ night for midnight woodworking. Were you making cabinets? I was only wondering because I thought next time you might be able to shut the fuck up instead. I heard Darcy got first prize in the science fair! Congratulations! All those hours sound-testing snow globes filled with broken glass and nails really paid off. So happy for you guys. Did you have to break all the windows and lightbulbs in your own apartment at 2am…
Author: Serena Bolliger
Serena Bolliger
Serena Bolliger is a European writer based in Washington, D.C. who’s written for Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, Points In Case, and The Belladonna. She has read both of Rob Lowe’s autobiographies.