At a hastily called press conference flanked by Gilligan armed with a bamboo shaft, The Skipper accused the Professor and Mary Ann of building windmills on the Island, reneging on a previous windmill nonproliferation accord. “They’re killing us,” he said. “They’re killing the beauty of our scenery, our valleys, our beautiful plains—I’m not talking about airplanes, I’m talking about beautiful plains. You look up and you see windmills all over the Island. It’s a horrible thing.” “I know windmills very much,” he added. “If it doesn’t blow, you can forget about anything for that night. If you love birds, you’d…
Author: Paul Cesarini And Andy Shocket
Paul Cesarini And Andy Shocket
Originally from Massachusetts (with a 25 year layover in Ohio), Paul is a Dean at Loyola University New Orleans. He is a big fan of Golden Age sci-fi. He is not a fan of wax beans. Beans are supposed to be green, not yellow. Andy Schocket is a historian, writer, and proud union member. He lives in the banana republic known as “Ohio.”