BROOKLYN, NY – A disgruntled, anonymous patient from Brooklyn, New York, identifying himself only as “Firpo,” has issued a formal rebuttal challenging his primary care physician’s assessment of his health, fitness, and lifestyle choices.- Dear Dr. Coburn: I’ve reviewed your comments from our recent office visit and, while I appreciate your concern, regarding my weight gain and its alleged “impact” on my lab results, I feel it is important to reframe these findings within their proper context. First, I’d like to point out that the 27-pound addition to my body mass represents merely a nine-percent increase over my previous weight…