Ghouls A ghoul is a classic Halloween-time ghost. You often see depictions of these frightening phantoms on front lawns and in car windows during spooky season. Ghouls tend to be extremely offended by these racist effigies and won’t come anywhere near a home that offends them so. The answer for keeping these eerie cats at bay, then, is to adorn your property with all kinds of corny ghoul junk. They’ll steer clear on account of their delicate sensibilities. Poltergeists There’s a key difference between a poltergeist and your regular, garden-variety ghost: Poltergeists require stuff to be scary. I’m talking about…
Author: Hunter Miele
Hunter Miele
Hunter is an entertainment writer and adventurous foodie who hails from New York. When she’s not honing her comedic craft through writing or enjoying a spicy bowl of pho, she’s so deep in a great book you’d need a submarine to get her out.
It’s common knowledge that there are two and only two different kinds of lizards: Moist and dry. Our wet boys and our dusty fellas both have their fair share of attributes, but of the two, which is best overall? Most of us have asked ourselves this question time and time again, never reaching a concrete solution to this age-old question of superiority, but today we present the answer. We’ll start with moist lizards. Those that are all wet and slimy, no matter their size and shape, have a significant advantage over dry lizards: They’re able to wiggle their way in…
Ahh, the tuna. A delicious sandwich ingredient and an even more delicious pet. But what makes the tuna so unanimously irresistible in both the deli and our hearts? This list will explore every reason why the tuna is 2023’s hottest trending pet: Don’t forget- the tuna is an incredibly proud creature, which means that if you put silly hats on your beloved fish during the holiday season he will likely kill you in your sleep. We hope that this list highlights a few of the variety of reasons why adopting a tuna is the right move. Good luck with your…