Author: Ethan Gottwald

Ethan Gottwald is a comedy writer from Philadelphia, PA.

A collection of accounts from America’s second civil war. In November of 2026, the United States engaged in its second civil war – this time, between the Democrats and Republicans. Throughout the 21st century, tensions between the parties rose. Despite the mass sharing of highly informative infographics, war was inevitable. Both parties elected a general in early November to lead the war. Commanding the Democrats was none other than the 14-time Grammy winner, and future NFL wife, Taylor Swift. Conversely, the Republicans were led by WWE superstar, and Bud Light sponsor, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Following this, the United States…

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