Author: Dimitry Partsi

A writer of absurdist fiction, satire, and surreal comedy. https://medium.com/@dimitry.partsi

Beckett and his desk arrived on the 17th floor at precisely 9:04 a.m. The desk was a formidable beast of faux-wood laminate, and its squeaky caster wheels announced their presence long before the elevator doors slid open with a polite ding. Beckett, a man with a perpetually surprised expression and a small, defiant tuft of hair atop his head, maneuvered the desk out into the hushed, beige corridor. He was, in his own mind, a legal force of nature. A legal beagle, as he sometimes called himself. His first target was SynerCorp Global Solutions. He rolled his desk directly up…

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The office of Squirrel Recruitment had the faint, sweet smell of damp documents and quiet despair. A single, wilted fern drooped in a corner, a silent testament to forgotten ambitions. Behind a desk sat Kafkett, a man whose suit had the bewildered look of something that had been through a car wash. Across from him sat Normalson, a man so thoroughly beige he risked blending into the walls. Normalson clutched his CV like a holy text. Kafkett leaned forward, his eyes wide and unblinking. “Let’s begin,” he said, his voice a confidential boom. “I am a Business person and so…

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