Author: Conner Jackson

“Unexpected chemical traces in Neanderthal remains had previously led experts to suggest our long-extinct relatives were eating more meat than humanly possible. But a study published in July in the journal Science Advances offers a new potential explanation: Neanderthals were chowing down on a whole lot of maggots”- Smithsonian Alright you pathetic, anemic losers. Put down your Manwich and prick up your ears! There’s a better way to eat like a man. We’re going back to the diets of our ancestors. And no, I’m not talking about trendy diets like paleo and carnivore. Do you think they had refrigerated trucks that…

Capitalizing on a recent story about fossilized vomit, paleontology students hypothesized all the reasons why a prehistoric sea predator might puke. Knowing that funding is a concern, they aimed to generate excitement by proposing more relatable causes for the vomit: • Following the consumption of too many sea-beers, the sea predator got alcohol poisoning and vomited outside of a sea-Denny’s.• Now inside sea-Denny’s, the sea predator tried to eat the Lumberjack Slam in one sitting and vomited again.• After taking a gamble on a new food truck, the sea predator got food poisoning with severe vomiting and diarrhea. New research should include…