Capitalizing on a recent story about fossilized vomit, paleontology students hypothesized all the reasons why a prehistoric sea predator might puke. Knowing that funding is a concern, they aimed to generate excitement by proposing more relatable causes for the vomit: • Following the consumption of too many sea-beers, the sea predator got alcohol poisoning and vomited outside of a sea-Denny’s.• Now inside sea-Denny’s, the sea predator tried to eat the Lumberjack Slam in one sitting and vomited again.• After taking a gamble on a new food truck, the sea predator got food poisoning with severe vomiting and diarrhea. New research should include…
Author: Conner Jackson
Conner Jackson
Conner Jackson lives and writes in Brooklyn, NY. A midwesterner at heart, he's still looking for a restaurant in NYC with acceptable ranch dressing.