Author: Charles Schneider

Salutations, my textual American acquaintances! It is I, the honourable Charles Joseph Nathaniel Wellington Shrewsberry, your guide and translator of The Royal Majesty’s most splendid British Language. I am aware, of course, that to the less sophisticated American palate, the English of the British Isles can seem at times as though it were a different tongue entirely to that brasher dialect of the Lesser Hemisphere of which you call yourselves natives, but fear not! I have assembled an introductory index of common British terms and phrases to help you simpletons navigate the day-to-day conversations you’ll find in grandest Britannia without…