CHATTANOOGA, TN – Tragedy struck last Saturday when two snickering 12-year-olds found themselves completely depleted of unique cuss words with multiple blanks left on their current page Mad Libs.
Eye witnesses (7th grader Kelvin) on the scene told us that the two goofsters were filling out a section titled “The Tortoise and The PENIS” when their giggling died down and a cold silence overtook the room.
“It was horrible. The tortoise was so close to winning the big CUM when suddenly the story just stopped. No one could figure out a good way to describe the way the hare was running. We’d already decided the tortoise was running in a Gay way, so we didn’t have a lot of options.”
As of writing this article, the story remains unfinished, but we have put out a call to our readers to send as many cuss words as they can for the cause.
