As we look to wrap up 2025, those of us here are Robot Butt are thankful for the bounty of words and images that AI has created for us.
To deliver the hard-hitting news and exposés you expect out of Robot Butt you need the best writers and illustrators. So when we couldn’t get those, we turned to AI—and that has changed everything.
In past years, articles like this one would have required teams with dozens of writers, artists, and editors. Now those highly-paid positions can be replaced with a click of a button, allowing me to continue with my day; searching job listings and drinking away my sorrows.
Em dashes are up 50% and readership is down 50%—so everything balances out.
And just watch how quickly it takes care of this pesky CAPTCHA
Let’s all raise a glass to a sentient 2026!