OGDEN, UT – Local Trick or Treater and all around nice young man Kenneth Peterson was in for a shock this Halloween when he and his parents found razor blades stuck into every single piece of candy he received while going house to house.
“It was absurd,” Kenneth’s father told us with a mouthful of chocolate and blood. “Kenneth bit into a Snickers and yelled in pain. We couldn’t believe it actually happened to us. We were trying so hard to figure out which house gave us the piece, then we found the next one. Then another after that. Then eventually we realized all 57 pieces of candy had blades in them. I really wish at some point we started checking before biting into them.”
Despite having some real “Joker in The Dark Knight” stuff going on with their mouths, the Peterson family seemed to be in good spirits.
Yeah, it’s been a doozy of a Halloween, that’s for sure, but we’re not too bummed. At least half of what we ate tonight was good candy. Plus, it could have been worse, they could have gave Kenneth candy corn. I’m just joking! We’re off to the ER now. Lock up if you leave.”
The Peterson’s then walked out the door, turning the lights off as they went, leaving me in their home alone.
