1. That driver swerving around an obstacle in his lane believes he has the divine right to enter your lane, forcing you off the road. Corollary: When you try to swerve to avoid a giant pothole in your lane, there will always be an oncoming car blocking your move.
2. Looking at a text on your phone at the red light will make the light change faster.
3. A deer will wait calmly at the roadside until your car is exactly 10 feet away, then make its leap.
4. When four vehicles arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time, the biggest one wins the right of way.
5. That police car way behind you barreling down the highway at 80 mph with sirens blaring, lights flashing, is definitely after YOU!
6. The odds that a casually trailing police car will pull you over increases in direct proportion to how long he follows you.
7. Whatever you just paid for gas, the station one mile down the road will be cheaper.
8. When approaching a one lane construction flag man, you will always be in the lane that has to wait, despite the odds being 50:50.
9. That little scraping, banging, or thumping sound, no matter where it comes from in your car, will cost you at least $700.
10. That harmless-looking puddle in the parking lot after a rain is actually disguising a giant, foot-deep, suspension-wrecking crater.
11. When stuck driving behind a truck on a winding mountain road for a half hour, you will not see a single car in the opposite direction. But the moment a passing lane opens up, there will be an oncoming car.
12. There really is no explanation why that car ahead is still sitting at the green light 50 seconds later.